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  • October,13th,2014 at 4:46 PM

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

(Source: jrcbouillabaisse, via shallei)

  • October,13th,2014 at 4:46 PM

averagebare:

one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher 

(Source: slayboobunny, via ygobble)

Photo of the Day

  • October,13th,2014 at 4:45 PM


by noahjashinski:
"Oh, there’s more to life than books, you know, But not much more; Oh, you handsome devil…"

by noahjashinski:

"Oh, there’s more to life than books, you know, But not much more; Oh, you handsome devil…"

(via bookporn)

Video of the Day

  • October,13th,2014 at 4:43 PM

jacket-buttons:

I used to laugh so much about this.  Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.  

I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.

(Source: howimetunclecharlie, via applegrass)

Photo of the Day

  • October,13th,2014 at 4:41 PM

electrobeam:

thelilnan:

darylfranz:

【画像】 カニvsワニ! カニの勝利! - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

fucking owned

electrobeam:

thelilnan:

darylfranz:

【画像】 カニvsワニ! カニの勝利! - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

fucking owned

(via theketchupfairy)

Video of the Day

  • October,13th,2014 at 4:41 PM

betterthankanyebitch:

This show is 10 years old.

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh, via theketchupfairy)

  • October,13th,2014 at 4:40 PM

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

(via theketchupfairy)

Photo of the Day

  • October,13th,2014 at 4:40 PM

Photo of the Day

  • October,13th,2014 at 1:23 AM

valhallamage:

rlaph:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is

reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation

valhallamage:

rlaph:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is

reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation

(via iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)

Photo of the Day

  • October,13th,2014 at 1:22 AM
  • October,13th,2014 at 1:22 AM

rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

(via thisismydivision)

Video of the Day

  • October,13th,2014 at 1:21 AM

Video of the Day

  • October,13th,2014 at 1:19 AM
  • October,13th,2014 at 1:19 AM

officialunitedstates:

"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"

"How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast"

(via rneerkat)

  • October,13th,2014 at 1:15 AM

discendos:

kill the current notion of villains needing to be human at the end of the day.

bring back villains that killed because they enjoyed blood on their hands.

give me villains that destroy cities because of boredom.

give me narcissistic villains that destroy others because they never compare to themselves.

give me bad guys that no one wants to empathise with.

(via mamafriesmeal)

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